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乐翻天:十个让吉广在线晓声长谈人捧腹经典双语笑话(组图)

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我是单身汉

我是单身汉

  Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?" The nurse asked. "Yes,"Jack thinks for a while and said,"I'm a bachelor." 杰克骑车摔伤,得住院治疗。一位年轻美貌的护士拿着表格让填。仞杰克填好递上表格"还有什么漏填的?"护士问. "有!"杰克想了想说,"我是个单身汉."

死予肝癌的人100%都吃饭

死予肝癌的人100%都吃饭

  Wife:You see.According to te statistics on thepaper,80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcohol。

  Husband:It's okey. To my investigation,all Thespeopleeat meals。

  妻子:你看这张报纸,据统计,死于肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的。

  丈夫:那有什么?据我调查,死予肝癌的人100%都吃饭的。

位置上的冰激凌

位置上的冰激凌

  "Excuse me,but the seat you've taken is mine."

  "Yours?Can you prove it?"

  "Yes,I put a cup of ice cream on it."

  "请原谅,你占了我的位置."

  "你的位置?你能征明这点吗?"

  "能,我在位置上放了杯 冰激凌."

别无选择

别无选择

  One day,Eve asked Adam,"Doyou really love me?"

  Adam said helplessly,"Do I have any other choice?"

  一天,夏娃问亚当:"你当真爱我吗?"

  亚当无可奈何地回答:"我还有的选择吗?"